Do you ever see Bingo from the Banana Splits and Mark Cavendish in the same place at the same time – We don’t think so!
19 Nov
09
Tag: Funnies
19 Nov
09
The strangest things happen at the major pro tours and this recent incident takes the biscuit. Lance Armstrong appears to have a ‘run in’ with a portly man dressed up as a giant Bumble Bee, armed with a syringe type ’sting’.
Lance remained cool and fought off the intrusion as we would have expected and then went on to finish 7th in the Tour of California one minute and 46 seconds behind his Astana team-mate Leipheimer.
“I think overall we’re happy with where we are. If you compare 22 Feb to any other year, we’re well ahead of that.”
We still are waiting on a statement from the ‘Bee Man’ but don’t hold your breath.
(pictures kindly by http://magliarosa.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/diabo-moderno/ )
19 Nov
09
Here are a selection of good and not so good jokes for that Friday afternoon. Feel free to send us some better ones – its hard to find relatively clean ones!
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
“Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!”
Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything ‘Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps’ !
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing’ in the rain!”
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, – “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?!” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.
Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
Q.What has 22 legs and goes, “Crunch, crunch, crunch?” A. A soccer team eating potato chips.
Millions of people play soccer because that way they don’t have to watch it on TV.
OK I agree we need a comedian to blog on the site!!
